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Tue, 27 Oct 2009 22:19:51 GMT

Hi.

Thu, 01 Oct 2009 03:00:01 GMT

Thu, 27 Aug 2009 03:11:55 GMT

Mon, 20 Jul 2009 17:45:04 GMT

Wed, 15 Jul 2009 16:07:32 GMT

Oh
My
God!!!

Ect.

Fri, 03 Jul 2009 13:52:21 GMT

Woah... Now this just doesn't seem like the sort of thing that "Accidentally" happens...

Sat, 06 Jun 2009 02:40:24 GMT

Fri, 05 Jun 2009 21:09:26 GMT

So my brother doesn't have cable and so he got the digital converter box a while back but can't get good reception, so he somehow got a DVD player... He eventually got sick of watching the movies they all had over there so I offered to loan him a few of those cheap DVD collection box set things with like 20 movies or so... I think action, and another was suspense... I think one was a Cult classics set... So anyway my mom told me he and my cousin Bob were watching one and nudity showed up on the screen and he said "WOAH!!! WHAT HAVE WE HERE BOB!?!? I can't believe that my little brother watched this!" He needs to get out of the house more...

R.I.P. David Carradine

Thu, 04 Jun 2009 17:48:59 GMT

Tue, 26 May 2009 08:08:30 GMT

Disney is also going to remake Flight of the Navagator... And the people who did the original film version of Buffy the Vampire Slayer are going to remake that as well... This is just freakin ridiculous now...

Tue, 26 May 2009 07:59:48 GMT

Everything is ok... Even when it isn't...

Fri, 22 May 2009 06:58:59 GMT

Michael Eisner and his Tornante Co. have hired newcomer Mark Hammer to write a feature adaptation of "Bazooka Joe," the comic strip that comes with Bazooka bubble gum.

Fri, 22 May 2009 01:10:27 GMT

Woohoo! Wisconsin tied for best drivers in the country!!!

http://autos.yahoo.com/articles/autos_content_landing_pages/993/where-the-worst-drivers-live/;_ylc=X3oDMTE5ZmdmcGVkBF9TAzI3MTYxNDkEc2VjA2ZwLXRvZGF5BHNsawN3b3JzdC1kcml2ZXJz

Here's the test nationaldriverstest.com

I got 17 out of 20 correct...

Wed, 20 May 2009 14:40:18 GMT

What the hell is wrong with people?

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090520/ap_on_fe_st/us_odd_jump_rope_snake

I mean seriously, some people haven't got any brains and are absolutely worthless...

Don't smoke up during a recession...

Tue, 19 May 2009 06:29:25 GMT

http://www.guardian.co.uk/society/2009/may/18/drugs-testing-workplace-redundancy

Tue, 12 May 2009 20:45:09 GMT

I think this is actually a good idea

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/29507?utm_source=onion_rss_daily

Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus

Tue, 12 May 2009 01:04:52 GMT

Fri, 08 May 2009 04:35:00 GMT

So yes... I now have unlimited long distance, so I could conceivably call someone that lived nowhere near me...

Thu, 07 May 2009 04:44:47 GMT

Beware... Swine Flu will be back this Winter!

http://news.yahoo.com/s/hsn/20090506/hl_hsn/swineflulikelytoreturntousnextwinter

List of people banned from entering the UK...

Tue, 05 May 2009 21:38:28 GMT

http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2009/may/05/list-of-people-banned-from-uk

RIP Dom DeLuise

Tue, 05 May 2009 18:13:47 GMT

Fri, 01 May 2009 20:20:13 GMT

No no no no no no no no no no no... There, that feels better...

Fri, 01 May 2009 07:45:48 GMT

I was in a movie theater earlier tonight... I sneezed twice, then thought "I feel warm."... I touched my forehead and felt sweat and thought "OMG I HAVE SWINE FLU!!!"... For the rest of the evening I was constantly monitoring my condition... I am currently alive, fine, and without Swine Flu...

Tue, 28 Apr 2009 04:32:22 GMT

Russell Brand to star in Drop Dead Fred remake

Not that the first one was spectacular, but really makes no sense and is pointless... How about someone remake something that sucked and try to make it better? Like Body of Evidence or Baise-Moi...

Tue, 28 Apr 2009 00:11:37 GMT